Texting Turds?... Really?

Is That What You're Into?

Scan. Snap. Send. Let the shit-storm begin

When your Text-A-Turd decal is scanned, it opens the participant's mobile texting app with the registered number and a funny message ready to go. The participant snaps a pic of their masterpiece & hits send.

Step

Activating A Decal

1

To get started: point your cell phone camera at the QR code on an unregistered decal. When link is displayed, tap link to begin decal registration.

Enter the phone number receiving the turd photos. Using someone else’s number other than a willing participant or your own may be considered harassment.

After registration, your decal is activated and can be used immediately

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Step

Decal Placement

2

Place your decal near a toilet where your target audience will notice and scan it.

Decals are hard to remove. Only put them where you have permission.

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Step

Decal Scanning

3

Participants scan the QR code, snap a photo of their masterpiece, and send.

The text will auto-fill with your registered number and an editable humorous message. Your turd is ready to be sent.

Turd photos will continue to flow until your 100 scan limit is reached.

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Our Purpose

Embracing 6th Grade Humor

At Text-A-Turd, we are on a mission to embrace the kid in all of us. If you still think farts are funny, you've come to the right place. An unconventional place to redefine the boundaries of humor. We are dedicated to pushing the limits of laughter. We transformed a wild idea into a tangible product. Delivering exceptional quality, we are committed to meeting expectations every step of the way.

Although we embrace your hunger for humor, we expect you to adhere to our strict policy to avoiding harassment. We have a no tolerance policy for the unlawful harassment of unwilling participants. Complaints will be met with immediate rerouting of your original registered phone number to land in our personal septic tank.

Have fun, but be nice!